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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Lawyer Quotes and Jokes (Legal)

When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty; When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;
When there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice.
-- Lin Yutang

A country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.
-- Oscar Wilde

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce

I was never ruined but twice -- once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I gained one.
-- Voltaire

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