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| Husband, Wife & Lawyer Entering into Tunnel of Love (Advocate/Divorce/Family Law) Funny Cartoon Joke |
Friday, September 30, 2011
Husband, Wife & Lawyer (Advocate/Divorce/Family Law) Funny Cartoon Joke
Husband Wife & Judge (Family Court Divorce Law) Funny Cartoon Joke
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| Husband, Wife & Judge Husband to Divorce Court Judge: Are you free for dinner later? Wife to Divorce Court Judge: See what I mean? (Family Court Divorce Law) Funny Cartoon Joke |
Criminal Lawyer/Advocate (Court Justice Buy me some time) Funny Cartoon Joke
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| I am not worried my Lawyer said He would buy me some time Criminal Lawyer/Advocate (Court Justice Buy me some time) Funny Cartoon Joke |
Judge Power of Attorney Funny Cartoon (Court of Law Justice Jury Advocate Joke)
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| Good News! The Judge found the laboratory report admissible, consitituting evidence that the cell phone emissions caused brain cancer in my client -- Advocate/Lawyer wording -- Judge Power of Attorney Funny Cartoon (Court of Law Justice Jury Advocate Joke) |
Chess in Court of Law (Cartoon Legal Justice Concepts)
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| Chess in Court of Law (Cartoon Legal Justice Concepts) |
Corporate Lawyer / Business Law (Funny Cartoon Joke)
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| Corporate-Lawyer-Business-Law Never-see-a-Lawyer-without-seeing-a-Lawyer-FIRST Funny-Cartoon-Joke |
Court Marriage (Nikkah) in Pakistan
The process of court marriage is to supply copies of National Identity Card (CNIC), Two copies of passport size photos with white or blue background. Proper verification of age and identity. The minimum age for a Girl (Lady, Woman) to get married is 16 and for a boy (Man) is 18 years. Age verification is necessary & the same can be done by way of producing copies of “National Identity Card (CNIC)”, “Form B” or Educational Certificate (S.S.C, Matric).
Procedure of court marriage is: Girl having age more than 18 years can contract marriage in the court with her own freewill and wish without the will of her parents. Law give her right. For court marriage only CNIC or other document for the proof of her age is sufficient. The girl have to personally appear in the court who will execute the freewill and on the basis of her freewill her marriage (Nikah) will be performed. For marriage performance at least two witnesses are required.
Parents cannot cancel Marriage (Nikah), Parents can only pressurize her/his to file the divorce case in the court. She (Girl, Lady, Woman, Bride) can get divorce from the court and Man (He, Man, Groom) can pronounce divorce her. Otherwise there is no other way for the cancellation of the Marriage (Nikah).
Legal Marriage age for Girl is 16 years old and for boy is 18 years old. If you want to marry before this age you are required Guardian Permission. For Registration of Marriage you are required , Pakistani ID , Form B or Educational Certificate for verification of Date of Birth.
Note: To avoid complications first coordinate with your Parents, Friends & Family to make arrangements of Marriage (Nikkah); if not possible then consult with Senior Lawyer (Advocate).
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| Court Marriage Nikkah |
Parents cannot cancel Marriage (Nikah), Parents can only pressurize her/his to file the divorce case in the court. She (Girl, Lady, Woman, Bride) can get divorce from the court and Man (He, Man, Groom) can pronounce divorce her. Otherwise there is no other way for the cancellation of the Marriage (Nikah).
Legal Marriage age for Girl is 16 years old and for boy is 18 years old. If you want to marry before this age you are required Guardian Permission. For Registration of Marriage you are required , Pakistani ID , Form B or Educational Certificate for verification of Date of Birth.
Note: To avoid complications first coordinate with your Parents, Friends & Family to make arrangements of Marriage (Nikkah); if not possible then consult with Senior Lawyer (Advocate).
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Legal Greeting of the Season eCards Template for Law House Company & Firms
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| Legal Greeting of the Season eCards Template for Law House Company & Firms |
Legal Scales Seasons Greetings eCards for Law Firms & Attorney
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| Legal Scales Seasons Greetings eCards for Law Firms & Attorney, Attornies |
Lawyers Thank you Greetings eCards (Law, Legal, Bar, Courts, Jury)
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| Lawyers Thank you Greetings eCards (Law, Legal, Bar, Courts, Jury) |
Lawyers Seasons Greetings eCards (Law, Legal, Legislation, Bar House)
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Law Legal Greeting eCard Templates (Courts, Firms, Advocates, Lawyers, Judges, Justices)
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Law House & Chambers Seasons Greetings eCard for Judges, Justices & Advocates
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| Law House & Chambers Seasons Greetings eCard for Judges |
Law Chambers, Firms & Companies Greetings eCards for Justice
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Advocates Seasons Greetings eCards (Lawyers, Laws, Legal, Courts, Justise)
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Thursday, September 15, 2011
Girl spanked to death in the name of God, children's deaths after investigations
describes graphic crimes
Number of children's deaths after abuse investigations has risen
Former DCF administrator says 2003 policy change has put kids at risk
February 27, 2011 By Carol Marbin Miller, The Miami Herald
....Statistically, however, Nubia's story is rather common: She is one of
hundreds of Florida children who died of abuse or neglect during the past
decade after child welfare authorities had performed at least one
investigation into their welfare. Florida not only leads the United States in the
number of such deaths, it dominates the nation.
After a controversial decision by child welfare administrators to halve
the number of children taken into state care — while reducing the number of
children receiving protective services with their birth families — the
number of dead children with a child protection investigative history almost
doubled, from 35 in 2001 to 69 in 2009. No statistics are available for 2010.
Over the past six years, 41 percent of all children who died of abuse or
neglect in Florida had been the subject of at least one prior contact with
child protection authorities, the state Department of Health reports. The
average for all other states: about 12 percent.
In 2008, the number of Florida children with a history of abuse or neglect
reports who later died made up almost half of the U.S. total. In 2009, 64
of the 120 child deaths nationally with a history of reports occurred in
Florida — or 53 percent.
_http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2011-02-27/news/fl-barahona-dcf-policy-201
10227_1_abuse-or-neglect-child-deaths-child-welfare_
(http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2011-02-27/news/fl-barahona-dcf-policy-20110227_1_abuse-or-neglec
t-child-deaths-child-welfare)
describes severe abuse
Girl spanked to death in the name of God
Anderson Cooper 360 August 15, 2011
Gary Tuchman reports on an author who says you must spank your child and a
couple who killed their daughter doing it.
_http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2011/08/15/exp.ac.tuchman.punishm
ent.cnn_
(http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2011/08/15/exp.ac.tuchman.punishment.cnn)
Number of children's deaths after abuse investigations has risen
Former DCF administrator says 2003 policy change has put kids at risk
February 27, 2011 By Carol Marbin Miller, The Miami Herald
....Statistically, however, Nubia's story is rather common: She is one of
hundreds of Florida children who died of abuse or neglect during the past
decade after child welfare authorities had performed at least one
investigation into their welfare. Florida not only leads the United States in the
number of such deaths, it dominates the nation.
After a controversial decision by child welfare administrators to halve
the number of children taken into state care — while reducing the number of
children receiving protective services with their birth families — the
number of dead children with a child protection investigative history almost
doubled, from 35 in 2001 to 69 in 2009. No statistics are available for 2010.
Over the past six years, 41 percent of all children who died of abuse or
neglect in Florida had been the subject of at least one prior contact with
child protection authorities, the state Department of Health reports. The
average for all other states: about 12 percent.
In 2008, the number of Florida children with a history of abuse or neglect
reports who later died made up almost half of the U.S. total. In 2009, 64
of the 120 child deaths nationally with a history of reports occurred in
Florida — or 53 percent.
_http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2011-02-27/news/fl-barahona-dcf-policy-201
10227_1_abuse-or-neglect-child-deaths-child-welfare_
(http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2011-02-27/news/fl-barahona-dcf-policy-20110227_1_abuse-or-neglec
t-child-deaths-child-welfare)
describes severe abuse
Girl spanked to death in the name of God
Anderson Cooper 360 August 15, 2011
Gary Tuchman reports on an author who says you must spank your child and a
couple who killed their daughter doing it.
_http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2011/08/15/exp.ac.tuchman.punishm
ent.cnn_
(http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2011/08/15/exp.ac.tuchman.punishment.cnn)
Is 'Sister Wives' Hiding The Disturbing Truth About Polygamy?
Is 'Sister Wives' Hiding The Disturbing Truth About Polygamy?
9/7/11 - Sam Brower
Despite the recent well-publicized and deeply disturbing child molestation
trial of self-proclaimed polygamist prophet Warren Jeffs, TV reality show
polygamist Kody Brown and his trendy wives and family seem to be everywhere
these days. Their TV show, "Sister Wives," is a big hit....
For more than seven years, as a private investigator I have been
investigating and researching similar polygamous societies, but mainly the
Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (FLDS) and its outlaw
prophet, Warren Jeffs, who is now serving a sentence of life plus twenty years
in a Texas prison....
I can only hope and pray that the depravity of child abuse and the
degradation of women and children to the status of chattel will never be thought
of in such a callous manner as simply- unconventional yet relatable.
In my world, unconventional doesn't mean four mommies showing up for
back-to-school night; the FLDS do not send their kids to public schools. If
they're lucky, the children may receive the equivalent of an eighth grade
education before being sent out to work on a construction job, or to become
mothers themselves.
Admittance into the bride pool can begin within a few weeks after a
child's twelfth birthday. "Mother" is the person who raises and nurtures you as a
"daughter in Zion" over the course of those short formative years. She
then takes you by the hand and places it in the hand of a man decades older,
in an arranged "spiritual sexual union," alongside that man's several or
many other "sister wives."
9/7/11 - Sam Brower
Despite the recent well-publicized and deeply disturbing child molestation
trial of self-proclaimed polygamist prophet Warren Jeffs, TV reality show
polygamist Kody Brown and his trendy wives and family seem to be everywhere
these days. Their TV show, "Sister Wives," is a big hit....
For more than seven years, as a private investigator I have been
investigating and researching similar polygamous societies, but mainly the
Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (FLDS) and its outlaw
prophet, Warren Jeffs, who is now serving a sentence of life plus twenty years
in a Texas prison....
I can only hope and pray that the depravity of child abuse and the
degradation of women and children to the status of chattel will never be thought
of in such a callous manner as simply- unconventional yet relatable.
In my world, unconventional doesn't mean four mommies showing up for
back-to-school night; the FLDS do not send their kids to public schools. If
they're lucky, the children may receive the equivalent of an eighth grade
education before being sent out to work on a construction job, or to become
mothers themselves.
Admittance into the bride pool can begin within a few weeks after a
child's twelfth birthday. "Mother" is the person who raises and nurtures you as a
"daughter in Zion" over the course of those short formative years. She
then takes you by the hand and places it in the hand of a man decades older,
in an arranged "spiritual sexual union," alongside that man's several or
many other "sister wives."
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Legal Writing Skills
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Legal Writing Skills |
The written words are one of the most vital tool of the legal profession. Words are used to advocate, inform, persuade and instruct. Although mastering legal writing skills takes time and practice, superior writing skills are essential to success. shine your legal writing skills through the simple tips below.
1. Every word you write should be tailored to the needs of the reader. Documents that embody the same research and message may vary greatly in content and tone based on the document’s intended audience. For example, a brief submitted to the court must advocate and persuade. A memorandum to a client must analyze the issues, report the state of the law and recommend an appropriate course of action. Always keep your audience in mind when crafting any piece of writing.
2. Organization is the key to successful legal writing. Create a roadmap for your writing by using visual clues to guide the reader. Introduce your subject in an introductory paragraph, use transitional phrases (“moreover, “furthermore,” “however,” “in addition,” etc.) between each paragraph, introduce each paragraph with a topic sentence and use headings and subheadings to break up blocks of text. Limit each paragraph to one topic and sum up your message with a concluding sentence or paragraph. Organizational structure guides the reader through your text and promotes readability.
3. Legalese - specialized legal phrases and jargon - can make your writing abstract, stilted and archaic. Examples of legalese include words such as aforementioned, herewith, heretofore and wherein. Ditch unnecessary legalese and other jargon in favor of the clear and simple. To avoid legalese and promote clarity, try reading your sentence to a colleague or substituting abstract words with simple, concrete terms. For example, instead of “I am in receipt of your correspondence,” “I received your letter” is clearer and more succinct.
4. Every word you write should contribute to your message. Omit extraneous words, shorten complex sentences, eliminate redundancies and keep it simple.
5. Action words make your legal prose more powerful, dynamic and vivid. Add punch to your writing with verbs that bring your prose to life.
6. Passive voice disguises responsibility for an act by eliminating the subject of the verb. Active voice, on the other hand, tells the reader who is doing the acting and clarifies your message. For example, instead of “the filing deadline was missed,” say “plaintiff’s counsel missed the filing deadline.” Instead of “a crime was committed,” say “the defendant committed the crime.”
7. Edit your writing ruthlessly, omitting unnecessary words and rewriting for clarity. Careful proofreading is particularly important in legal writing. Spelling, punctuation or grammatical errors in a document submitted to the court, opposing counsel or a client can undermine your credibility as a legal professional.
Facing life for sex abuse, the monster church leader with 24 child ‘wives’
Facing life for sex abuse, the monster church leader with 24 child 'wives'
who he told would find 'favour with god'
Jury took only three hours to find polygamist leader guilty
Court had heard tape of him having sex with 12-year-old girl
Leader claimed he was victim of 'religious persecution'
By Tom Leonard In New York
6th August 2011
The leader of a polygamist Mormon sect has been found guilty of sexually
abusing girls aged 12 and 15 among his two dozen child 'wives'.
Warren Jeffs, 55, faces a possible life sentence.
The self-proclaimed prophet and head of the shadowy Fundamentalist Church
of Jesus of Latter Day Saints told females in his 10,000-strong flock they
would find favour with God if they pleased him sexually.
He defended himself and spent much of his trial in west Texas angrily
claiming he was being religiously persecuted.
Prosecutors said they will present evidence to his sentencing hearing that
he had 78 so-called 'spiritual wives' – 24 of them under 17 – in
addition to his legal one.
They said they would also show how Jeffs either witnessed or performed
more than 500 unlawful polygamous marriages, as well as 67 others involving
under-age girls.
Jurors were given DNA evidence showing that Jeffs had fathered a child by
the 15-year-old.
And prosecutors reduced some jurors to tears when they played an audio
tape of Jeffs, breathing heavily and panting as he had sex with the 12-year-old
…..
The FLDS, which has at least 10,000 members, is a radical offshoot of
mainstream Mormonism and believes polygamy brings exaltation in heaven. They
see Jeffs as God's spokesman on earth…..
Seven other leaders of the sect, which broke away from the official Mormon
church over its insistence that polygamy brings exaltation in heaven, have
already been convicted of similar offences.
who he told would find 'favour with god'
Jury took only three hours to find polygamist leader guilty
Court had heard tape of him having sex with 12-year-old girl
Leader claimed he was victim of 'religious persecution'
By Tom Leonard In New York
6th August 2011
The leader of a polygamist Mormon sect has been found guilty of sexually
abusing girls aged 12 and 15 among his two dozen child 'wives'.
Warren Jeffs, 55, faces a possible life sentence.
The self-proclaimed prophet and head of the shadowy Fundamentalist Church
of Jesus of Latter Day Saints told females in his 10,000-strong flock they
would find favour with God if they pleased him sexually.
He defended himself and spent much of his trial in west Texas angrily
claiming he was being religiously persecuted.
Prosecutors said they will present evidence to his sentencing hearing that
he had 78 so-called 'spiritual wives' – 24 of them under 17 – in
addition to his legal one.
They said they would also show how Jeffs either witnessed or performed
more than 500 unlawful polygamous marriages, as well as 67 others involving
under-age girls.
Jurors were given DNA evidence showing that Jeffs had fathered a child by
the 15-year-old.
And prosecutors reduced some jurors to tears when they played an audio
tape of Jeffs, breathing heavily and panting as he had sex with the 12-year-old
…..
The FLDS, which has at least 10,000 members, is a radical offshoot of
mainstream Mormonism and believes polygamy brings exaltation in heaven. They
see Jeffs as God's spokesman on earth…..
Seven other leaders of the sect, which broke away from the official Mormon
church over its insistence that polygamy brings exaltation in heaven, have
already been convicted of similar offences.
Recovered memories of alleged priest sex abuse, Orthodox Jewish Child Abuse
Orthodox Jewish Child Abuse: Shattering a Traumatic Silence 8/1/11 Eishes
Chayil - Author, 'Hush'
....Three weeks ago, in Borough Park, 8-year-old Leiby Kletzky walked home
from day camp. He got lost. He asked a man for directions. The man seemed
safe. He wore a kippa. He did not wear jeans....
The ultra-Orthodox world of Brooklyn came to a terrifying halt. Tens of
thousands of Orthodox Jews froze in horror. They recoiled in shock. They
gathered together, bound in their mind-bending grief, people weeping in the
streets, asking the questions again and again.
....For the hundreds of victims of sexual abuse who have lived through
childhood in fear and silence, this is not a new question. They did not know
the words sexual, abuse or molestation, but lived day after day through the
raw horror of it, leaving old scars still bleeding like open wounds. How
does a teacher, a counselor, an uncle, do such a thing? And why did nobody
warn us about it, they ask.
I accidentally learned what the words molestation and rape meant at age
23, after telling a therapist I met about something I had witnessed happening
to a friend when we were children. Suddenly I realized I had been talking
to strangers all my life. After I started meeting with victims and speaking
with therapists, I began to encounter the community's wall of denial.
These are things Jews don't do, I was told. It was easy to say it was all a lie
or just faulty memories of childhood.
When I first tried to write about abuse in our community, to use the words
needed to describe what was happening to so many children, I was firmly
told not to.
Some subjects are better left in silence, the rabbis said. Orthodox Jews
did not need such words. Those were words for gentiles. We had built walls
and had built them high; the outside world could never enter. But as the
walls grew higher and wider, we forgot look inside, to see that the most
dangerous enemy always grows from within.
....Children have always gotten hurt in our world -- sometimes quickly,
walking home from school, sometimes slowly, piece by piece, over years of
abuse and terror. Perhaps we live in a world that is black and white, perhaps
we want to keep it that way, but we must at least know that there is still
a whole lot of gray in it, strangers live among friends and that such
words, after all, are very complicated to define.
2 women sue archdiocese for alleged sex abuse
Separate suits claim recovered memories of 1950s incidents
By Manya A. Brachear, Tribune reporter
August 3, 2011
Two women filed separate lawsuits against the Chicago Archdiocese on
Tuesday, alleging they were sexually abused in the 1950s by a priest at St.
Peter Damian Catholic Church in Bartlett.
In the suit filed in Cook County Circuit Court, Patricia Vestey and
Kathryn Joan Ebeling, both in their 60s, say they repressed memories of abuse at
the hands of the Rev. Thomas Barry Horne for several decades. It wasn't
until they learned that others had accused Horne of abuse that their
recollections began to surface, the suit said. Horne retired in 1973 and has since
died.
Frederic Nessler, the Springfield attorney representing both women, said
the archdiocese refused to settle out of court.
Chayil - Author, 'Hush'
....Three weeks ago, in Borough Park, 8-year-old Leiby Kletzky walked home
from day camp. He got lost. He asked a man for directions. The man seemed
safe. He wore a kippa. He did not wear jeans....
The ultra-Orthodox world of Brooklyn came to a terrifying halt. Tens of
thousands of Orthodox Jews froze in horror. They recoiled in shock. They
gathered together, bound in their mind-bending grief, people weeping in the
streets, asking the questions again and again.
....For the hundreds of victims of sexual abuse who have lived through
childhood in fear and silence, this is not a new question. They did not know
the words sexual, abuse or molestation, but lived day after day through the
raw horror of it, leaving old scars still bleeding like open wounds. How
does a teacher, a counselor, an uncle, do such a thing? And why did nobody
warn us about it, they ask.
I accidentally learned what the words molestation and rape meant at age
23, after telling a therapist I met about something I had witnessed happening
to a friend when we were children. Suddenly I realized I had been talking
to strangers all my life. After I started meeting with victims and speaking
with therapists, I began to encounter the community's wall of denial.
These are things Jews don't do, I was told. It was easy to say it was all a lie
or just faulty memories of childhood.
When I first tried to write about abuse in our community, to use the words
needed to describe what was happening to so many children, I was firmly
told not to.
Some subjects are better left in silence, the rabbis said. Orthodox Jews
did not need such words. Those were words for gentiles. We had built walls
and had built them high; the outside world could never enter. But as the
walls grew higher and wider, we forgot look inside, to see that the most
dangerous enemy always grows from within.
....Children have always gotten hurt in our world -- sometimes quickly,
walking home from school, sometimes slowly, piece by piece, over years of
abuse and terror. Perhaps we live in a world that is black and white, perhaps
we want to keep it that way, but we must at least know that there is still
a whole lot of gray in it, strangers live among friends and that such
words, after all, are very complicated to define.
2 women sue archdiocese for alleged sex abuse
Separate suits claim recovered memories of 1950s incidents
By Manya A. Brachear, Tribune reporter
August 3, 2011
Two women filed separate lawsuits against the Chicago Archdiocese on
Tuesday, alleging they were sexually abused in the 1950s by a priest at St.
Peter Damian Catholic Church in Bartlett.
In the suit filed in Cook County Circuit Court, Patricia Vestey and
Kathryn Joan Ebeling, both in their 60s, say they repressed memories of abuse at
the hands of the Rev. Thomas Barry Horne for several decades. It wasn't
until they learned that others had accused Horne of abuse that their
recollections began to surface, the suit said. Horne retired in 1973 and has since
died.
Frederic Nessler, the Springfield attorney representing both women, said
the archdiocese refused to settle out of court.
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